
[El] morasar 10 [i] [04-02-2008 10:12] |
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Многие жители нашей Арены имеют тенденцию молиться перед и во время боя Великому Рэндому и великому Ктулху. Рэндома знают все, а вот Ктулху нет. Постараюсь восполнить сей недостаток и начну с Википедии. Прошу так же всех желающих присоединятся к описанию способностей Ктулху. Ктулху в Мифах Ктулху — спящее на дне Тихого океана чудище, способное удалённо влиять на разум человека. Впервые упомянут в рассказе Говарда Лавкрафта «Зов Ктулху» (1928). На вид Ктулху разными частями тела подобен осьминогу, дракону и человеку: судя по барельефу от Энтони Уилкокса, героя «Зова Ктулху», и таинственному древнему изваянию из рассказа, чудище имеет голову c щупальцами, гуманоидное тело, покрытое чешуёй и пару рудиментарных крыльев. Описание из вымышленного журнала Густафа Йохансена добавляет, что живой Ктулху хлюпает и истекает слизью при движении, а тело его зеленое, студенисто и чудесным образом регенерирует с наблюдаемой быстротой. Точный рост его не указывается; Йохансен уподобил чудище «ходячей горе», большей, чем «легендарный Циклоп»; Ктулху (плывущий или же идущий по дну) «воздымался над нечистой пеной, как корма демонического галеона». Ктулху принадлежит роду Древних. Он лежит во сне, подобном смерти, на вершине подводного города Р’льех посреди Тихого океана. «При верном положении звёзд» Р’льех появляется над водой, и Ктулху освобождается. Ктулху способен воздействовать на разум человеческих существ, но его способности заглушаются толщей воды, так что подвластными ему остаются только сновидения. В «Зове Ктулху» сны, напускаемые Ктулху, сильно ужасают видевших их, и порой доводят до сумасшествия. Ктулху — инопланетное, совершенно чуждое людской природе, существо, а вся история человечества есть лишь миг его сна. нус, как говорил всеми нами любимый Юра: Поехали! p.s. бес флуда пжл
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[El] morasar 10 [i] [04-02-2008 10:14] |
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Немногим известно, что изначально книжко Лафкрафта занимала почти стока же, скока Вайна и Мир (по другим источникам, как Бальшая Савеццкая Энцыклопедия). Однако Ктулху понял, что читать это никто до конца не будет, и 95% книги зохавал. Потому почти все ее прочитали и Ктулху знают. но эти 95% сведений про Ктулху так до нас и не дошли... эти зохаванные 95% мы и востановим |
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[El] morasar 10 [i] [04-02-2008 10:14] |
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На самом деле, Ктулху сделал много хорошего, но те, кто мог бы об этом поведать, случайно оказались захаваны. |
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[El] morasar 10 [i] [04-02-2008 10:18] |
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Один человек рассказывал, что видел Ктулху. Он, конечно, врал. Но штаны были обделанны вполне реалистично. Любит ли Ктулху тех, кто поклоняется Ктулху? Любит. Тех, что поплотнее... Бермудский треугольник – это кладовка Ктулху, туда он собирает самолёты, караблеки и прочую фигню на предмет похавать по ночам. |
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[El] morasar 10 [i] [04-02-2008 10:19] |
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Могущество Великого Ктулху вааистину безгранично. Он даже умеет менять свой IP-шник... Причом могущества хватает поменять IP-шник на пиво! |
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[El] morasar 10 [i] [04-02-2008 10:22] |
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Если Ктулху не злить, он похож на маленького, доброго котёнка, которого можно приручить не хавать людишик. Проблема в том, что Ктулху всегда злой, потому что он видел себя в зеркало. |
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[El] morasar 10 [i] [04-02-2008 10:24] |
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Когда Ктулху был маленький, он очень любил играть в кораблики. Но, наверно, кораблики были креновой китайской сборки, или Ктулху был неуклюжим ребенком, поэтому кораблики часто ломались. Тогда Ктулху очень расстраивался, начинал плакать, психовать и хлюпать лапками. Так затонула атлантида, висячие сады и юго-восточная азия. Он и сейчас еще иногда растраиваеца.
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[04-02-2008 13:22] |
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Ты в курсе что ты <цензура !Апис!>? Это моя тема! Я это все придумал! |
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[El] !Апис! 12 [i] [04-02-2008 15:18] |
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[неизвестный игрок] а вот выражения нужно выбирать при любом раскладе... ведь не раз уже предупреждал |
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[04-02-2008 16:54] |
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[El] morasar 10 [i] [04-02-2008 19:12] |
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кто будет писать не в тему и флудить, тот расстроит Ктулху. и тогда Ктулху зохавает его моск |
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[El] morasar 10 [i] [04-02-2008 19:17] |
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Минотавр был бета-версией Ктулху. |
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[El] morasar 10 [i] [04-02-2008 19:19] |
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Ктулху не будет хавать наркоманов, потому что боится есть их моск |
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[El] morasar 10 [i] [04-02-2008 19:22] |
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У Ктулху есть дети, очень много детей, но никто не знает от кого. Дети ещё маленькие, поэтому они не хавают человека, только его моск. Больше всего детей Ктулху живёт в Америке, поэтому у обитателей тамошних земель моска нет.
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[El] morasar 10 [i] [04-02-2008 19:52] |
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А еще Ктулху очень любит блондиног, паэтому у них нет моска и постоянно в голове слыщаццо кокие-то голоса. |
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[El] morasar 10 [i] [04-02-2008 19:53] |
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Помимо блондиног, Ктулху еще очень любит омериканцев, поэтому он выдумал фастфуд для скорейшего набора веса и вкуса его будущего зафтрока. |
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[El] morasar 10 [i] [04-02-2008 19:57] |
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Единственные, кто выживут, когда проснётся Ктулху и начнёт хавать моск, это американцы. По причине отсутствия у них моска. Ну и Русские. Потому что Русские, это единственная нация, которую Ктулху бится. В конце концов мозгом в котором содержится 99.9% палёной водки, можно нехило травануться. |
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[05-02-2008 13:36] |
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что за фуфло? |
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[05-02-2008 14:05] |
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[неизвестный игрок] 0_о када вернуца то успел?))) |
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