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Странные СМС 1. "Леша, у нас родилась девочка! Спасибо тебе большое. Пока, Серега". 2. "Папа, позвони домой. Не могу найти опилки от хомяка". 3. "Я нахожусь на кладбище у бабушки Шуры, сегодня 5-летие смерти. Скоро приеду. Привезу много вкусного. Целую, мама". 4. "Это Сергей Юрьевич, сын Андрея". 5. "Максим, спасибо тебе и папе, что были на могилке у бабушки. Целую, бабушка 6. "Андрюша, мы купили шикарный намордник, приезжай". 7. "Купи туалетной бумаги и что-нибудь попить". 8. "Дорогой, я не уехала на дачу, потому что мне не открутить руль". 9. "Жора, ты жив? Меня терзают смутные сомнения". 10. "Миша, это мама. У меня к тебе большая просьба, забери у Ильи противогаз, он может в нем пойти купаться и утонуть. Это мне сказал Валера. Позвони мне и выброси его по дороге". 11. "Катя, приходил разгневанный спаренный сосед по поводу неработающего телефона". 12. "Ты что, опять снял штаны и не слышишь пейджера?" 13. "Я даже сесть не могу. Спасибо за прекрасный праздник. Света". 14. "Коля, я жду тебя у заднего прохода." 15. Приходите пешком. Поедем на мне. 16. Кассовый аппарат сломан. Чек пищит и не лезет. Лариса. 17. Милый, забери срочно Машеньку из детского сада. Приезжай, будем варить холодец! 18. "Милая я спускаюсь, меня не целуй, я с женой" 19. Лена, забери у бабушки в красной сумке КЛЮЧИ ОТ БЕНЗОПИЛЫ... 20. "Купи ТУАЛЕТНУЮ БУМАГУ и езжай домой СРОЧНО!!!!!!" 21. Привези колбасу, яйца, туалетную бумагу, шампунь и что-нибудь на десерт. 22. Валера, отбей мне что-нибудь. Маша. 23. Дорогой, по дороге домой купи одну сосиску, у нас сегодня гости. Дорогая. 24. Матом тебя прошу, приезжай скорее! |
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[Or] maFiashker 11 [i] [19-01-2013 12:35] |
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17-24 улыбнули)
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[Or] Bumbarash 3 [i] [19-01-2013 19:54] |
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[Hm] Чпокнутый... 13 [i] [07-02-2013 18:29] |
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4 - убило |
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[07-02-2013 22:53] |
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а что тут смешного?
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[Gn] холодомор 5 [i] [30-04-2013 22:52] |
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Я даже ни разсмеялся, хоть и бухой. |
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[El] Ariella 25 [i] [01-05-2013 21:16] |
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[Gn] холодомор 5 Наказаны форумной молчанкой за поднятие старого топа. |
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[Gn] холодомор 5 [i] [02-06-2013 22:11] |
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неужели этот топ старый |
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